I need internet access. Not want. Need. That's not a statement of entitlement. I'm not looking to watch more YouTube or stream more Disney+. I need internet access to work. I'm a programmer, and being a programmer in 2021 requires internet access. My livelihood depends on it. From the research I had done prior to departure, I knew that internet wouldn't be a slam dunk, but I also didn't appreciate just how hard it would be. Get comfortable. This is going to be long. And if you are only here to follow our travels, you can probably skip this post. But if you are here because you are thinking about doing what we're doing, this may be useful. I'm going to explain how we got to where we are. If you don't care about that noise, just skip to the summary. I'll kill some of the suspense immediately: the only viable option for broadband on the road is cellular. Yes, there are satellite plans. That may be good if you are dying in the wilderness and need to fire...